please feel feel to express your thoughts here, no manic depressives please.

“Treat everything in life like a dog would......if you can't eat it or shag it....piss on it and walk away !!”

"....its very hard to face your problem... if your problem is your face..."

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth....

Life isn't like a box of chocolates... It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today... might burn your ass tomorrow!!

Do not walk behind me,for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me,for the path is narrow.
In fact,just f@@k off and leave me alone!!

NOW THAT THE FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST UPON US, WHEN AT THE MATCH:-

WEAR A MAC, CHEW LOTS OF GUM, SHOUT AND WAVE YOUR ARMS ABOUT NOW AND AGAIN, THEN PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER....

SEX IS THE QUESTION....
YES IS THE ANSWER

Hvae you eevr fnoud it stargne hwo yuo can tlel waht tihgns are ?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

you dont realise that the world is really flat, until you fall off it

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Never teach a cow to sing. You are wasting your time and it annoys the cow...

REMEMBER:- Don't wear a white shirt if you are going to eat spag bol

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early

DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW !